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3,027 Mexicans were caught entering the US illegally last year... from Canada. Why? Because a one-way flight to Canada is only about $300, so if you save that kind of money up you can just fly to Canada then come into the US that way. Seems like we need two border walls now LOL

Best answer: Misdemeanors should not be dealt with by execution. But felonies should be dealt with by execution. 3 strikes and you’re an instant organ donor. 1st strike you get all the counseling, job training, education, parole, you need to live and work the life of a law abiding citizen. 2nd strike you get hard time breaking... show more

Best answer: not sure about jesus but he is definitely an angel sent from god

Best answer: Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel. Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking! Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible? Friday was the name of... show more

I came home last night really tired. I stay with my boyfriend and I told him to leave the door unlocked because I’m too tired to search for the house key. So I got home, left my car in drive with the keys in it, and just went in the house. I didn’t turn around at all walking into the house so I didn’t notice the... show more

Best answer: Young Mula, baybay!

Best answer: You mean, like people who move questions? I detest them. I have nothing but contempt for them.

Best answer: Damn, why do they get to posssed by demons.

I grew up in Detroit. Went to the public schools there. I'm 18 and mostly been around black people my whole life. Obviously, I have been around white, but the great majority is around blacks. I know the military be desegregated now, but wondering about people experience. Other branch I am considering is navy. I... show more

Like, if you have a majority vote from new privates to hit China, would they consider it? I like to have my input heard and acted upon.