Any cast-iron hand cranked meat grinder
usually sold cheap in thrift stores will do
dog & reader. Post-grind blended meat
is merely what a label says prior to taste.
Bark, walk on all fours, and eat your own poop.
What the **** are you talking about? That's impossible to do that. PS Donald Trump is a *****.
You already became dog.
Doggoned if I know...
You mean with your partner or ...? lol
Change your avatar to a dog, and type everything out as if it were being written by a dog
Ask a Genie.
📎Become Kirby . Eat dog . Turn into one minutes later.
📔Realistically speaking, you can't unless you were a shapeshifter.
📕How to become a dog book:
1) Grow out hair resembling fur.
2) Eat food that dogs might eat.
3) Walk in all fours.
5) Chase other animals like cats and squirrls.
6) Run around neighborhood marking your territory on some backyards.
Find a furry costume, then wear it and then identify as a dog