Where am I, how long was I in a coma and where is my family.
Where am I?
Who did this to me?
All the pizza and coffee i could have had during this time, dang it
My first thought will be:" how am I still alive?"
I was in a chemically induced coma for 9 days,and my first thoughts were 'Where the f*ck am I'?,and 'Where's my motorbike'?
Someone get me a cheeseburger and beer!
What happened to me ,and what day is it.
Damn, my boss is probably gonna dock my wages.
Where the eff is my whisky?