Try grinding them and set up an IV
Stop eating them.
Try balancing your diet with tree bark. According to the late MyPlate government health initiative, you must eat two servings of tree bark for every three servings of leaves. And make sure they are gluten free leaves.
See a psychiatrist
Eat more rocks and leaves.
switch to edible clays (link) and lettuce!
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eat some more
drink more water